Most of our lords and masters are taking a welcome break. I hope they all come back refreshed to do the bad work they do. Dave is going to Tuscany and little Cleggy is going to Spain. (Two countries whose finances are even worse than ours.) This leaves Hague in charge and should stop him from swanning around the Middle East pretending that we still have an effective say in foreign affairs. This will save us all a lot of money. I believe that the real reason that Dave is in Italy is that it will better enable him to conduct his bombing operations against that nice Colonel Gadaffi who was so friendly with Tony Blair. Bombing does not work and besides we cannot afford to replace the bombs we are dropping because we are broke. Never mind, Boy George is still here and presiding over deficit reduction which is rapidly becoming a bad joke. But why should I bother with such obvious comments in the middle of the night? Let's hear it from Joe Turner:
You can take me, baby
Put me in your big brass bed;
Eagle rock me, baby
Till my face turns cherry red.
There, that's better than some moralist whining to a guitar.
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