Isn't global warming wonderful? As day by day goes by it gets warmer and warmer and the winter has been sooooo mild. And so it goes - "warm days will never cease" "while the hounds of spring are on winter's traces" And that is something else no one in the Government knows anything about so they accept the view that gives the greatest opportunity to increase taxes. Almost the last disservice of grumpy Gordon Brown was to promise billions of our money to developing countries to cheer them up when they discovered that the money was really to stop them from developing. So Dave and his schoolboys took the word of 50,000 palaeobotanists and will soon be passing a law preventing any gainsaying.
Incidentally Dr Marie Stopes was herself not a doctor of medicine but a doctor of science specialising in paleaobiology. Tho the author of helpful books about how to avoid pregnancy she was forty before she lost her virginity and had her first orgasm which she did not like and complained about it to the mortification of her current husband. She addressed him in letters as "Tiger Humphlekins" He claimed to be the first man to use a typewriter while flying in a plane. But the tiger had lost his claws and she divorced him to have a series of lovers all of whom were much younger and equipped with wonderful muscular bodies.
The glass is falling hour by hour
The glass will fall forever.
But if you break the bloody glass
It won't hold up the weather.
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