A spokesman for Dave denied on Tuesday 28th of February that the Prime Minister had ridden a former Metroplitan Police horse owned by Rebekah Brooks. On Friday March 2nd, the Prime Minister admitted he had ridden Raisa.
Dave, Dave how can you have done it? I mean how can you have spent three days dithering over whether or not you could get away with ambiguous statements about that horse? You ought to have known in three seconds that, after the expenses scandal and the setting up of the Press inquiry, the truth was bound to come out and delay could only make matters worse. This goes to show how far you have got from the real life of the country. You must send Lord Loosen-up away. (For the correct pronounciation of Leverson see my previous blog. "Leveson - Gower" should be pronounced "Loosen - Gore"), send them all packing and let anyone publish whatever they like. After all when the Prime Minister thinks that he is immune from making an open statement about this important matter it is reason to think that there must be something more than we have told. And that is why the Press is there and plays such an importanr part in defending the ordinary citizen from the depredations of the Government. If that upsets an actor with floppy hair who has not been scene in professional life for some time he will have put up with it.
We are on good terms with our binmen. "Get well soon from the National Union of the General and Municipal Boilermakers by 13 votes to 12."
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